I subscribed to the meal delivery kit service, but my children still have terrible manners and I have only myself to blame.
I purchased the bikini wax strips, but I’m still too tired for sex.
I’ve been following public health guidance for a full year, but I still can’t share a meal with friends.
I locked myself in the bathroom and applied the face mask as directed, but I still can’t face another day of playing Chutes and Ladders, refereeing pointless disputes, and wiping off surfaces.
I downloaded several meditation apps, but there is still capitalism.