You have spent hours researching sunscreen.
You signed your kid up for piano lessons, take him outside and read to him every day, yet still feel like a failure if he watches more than 20 minutes of high-quality kids’ programming every day (and can’t bring yourself to call it “cartoons.”)
You get together with friends and compare notes on stores with gender-neutral toddler clothing.
You have ever cheered yourself up by making a mental (or physical) list of vegetables your kids do eat.
You started an entire blog to point out the antifeminist origins and patriarchal utility of intensive mothering culture, yet can still answer “yes” to all the above.