- “Thanks for always changing my dirty diapers. I’m going to start holding really still to make this easier for both of us.”
- “I’ve noticed you work very efficiently, so I’d like to give you a raise and increase your vacation time.”
- “Wow, that’s the best-loaded dishwasher I’ve ever seen. What is your secret?”
- “That doesn’t seem like a long enough maternity leave for you to really recover. Why don’t you take off another month?”
- “Your philosophy degree is a definite professional asset.”
- "Did you hear? Scientists have determined that reading novels and eating cookies on the couch is much better for you than jogging, in every respect.”